Waht am I doing.

Gaiz.

I am still alive you massive bunch of fucknuts, don’t ditch the fucktrain yet. I am just terribly annoyed, bored, working on requests, getting frustrated because I’m having a terrible artistic bullshitting point(not that I could call the dumb fuckshit I produce art or anything BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER!) and starting on tons of pictures. If anyone is interested, send me a message and I will upload a few of the pictures I have started working on blablabla you know the business.

Anyways, KK and Gamz bickersmexing or whatever it’s supposed to be, I got asked to draw this (and wow I have to admit I also like that pair a lot) and yes, I got lazy with the shadows. Blame me.

Now go and put some corn on your pizza because it is awesome.

PS : Meanwhile John found out that his balls were becoming hairy, so he ran to Jade and said “Jade look, now I know why they say that men think with their penis, it turns into a second head!”

Everyone facepalmed.

The end.

PPS: Still open for requests.

PPPS: Seriously, whenever I have birthday, people just give me stuff about dicks. I got a book about dick, and a book about long shlong, and another one about vagina that is terribly written and what the fuck I want to go Kankri on that shit.

PPPPS: I still love you guys.

SOOOOO I FINALLY MADE A PICTURE FOR TOPLESS TUESDAY AND IT WAS GREAT and all of my anger and disappointment considering certain things is at least partially gone now. If anyone asks, this is Eridan’s lower half trying to go after Tavros. I just… couldn’t resist.

Anyone in for me scanning my scraps? Heeheehooohooohaahaa! Of course not. 

OH NOES! I got asked to draw some Johnkat porn here it is even though it’s scrappy as fuckshit! OH NOES!

I don’t even know what happened there. But I really love John blushing all over his upper body. Or at least down to his shoulders. 

Dave and Karkat. And I don’t know what this is. No seriously. Why did I draw this. But apparently Dave doesn’t know what a Bulge is.

Bulges. I don’t really think Trolls are hermaphrodites and I think even slightly similar genitalia can show huge differences between different genders. And it’s still not as bad as with Hyenas! I mean seriously, females have dickoris.

Purple : Bonebulge, it is bigger in size and more apparent in males
Blue : Bulge, 2-5 smaller, thinner tendrils surrounding a big one that is made to ‘transfer’ large amounts of Genetic Material quickly in males, just for underdeveloped tendrils in females
Yellow : Nook, smaller and thinner in males, wider and easier accessible in females
Green : Genetic Material Sack, smaller in males, females can take up to twice the quantity of Genetic Material a malecan
Red : Shame Globes, bigger and faster at producing Genetic Material in males, can save larger amounts of Genetic Material, smaller, slower and often just one Shame Globe in females
Orange : Liquid Waste Chute, Explains itself.

So Neologisms aren’t actually the best thing you could when talking to a Troll. ‘Specially not when you’re not sure about the vocabulary. But then again, John IS socially awkward and damn what kind of bull am I writing here.

Just… Yeah.

That happens when I want to doodle, I doodle good and end up being too lazy to replace the red color with black color. And then I rape colorscience so bad it’s left with three children and a broken Trailer.

Okay, Taboo just got broken. I drew this. I totally did it. Is it normal that I don’t feel ashamed?
But still, this DOES suit Equius. Face it. He loves it.